There wasn’t enough characters, so I had to put ‘Bruce Banner’ and ‘The Hulk’ separately. Have fun!
Best friends with Iron Man, eh? I think that worked out pretty damn perfectly.
Went on a date with Captain America. YES.
Went clubbing with Iron Man. That can only end in awesome.
Went on a date with Hawkeye. Hmm, I’m all right with that!
Being stalked by Black Widow. Miss Romanoff, you can stalk me any day you want.
Unless you want to kill me.
Then I’d already be dead.
Got into a fight with Nick Fury.
That would probably actually happen, because Nick Fury’s a BAMF and all but he’s also an asshole. (That thing with Coulson’s cards was a DICK MOVE. Necessary, but awful.)